The Urban Guide to the Countryside
Kent Edition

Category: Property Flirt

Can YOU guess the price…?

1 Mar 2017

Help! I’m in a love triangle and I just can’t choose between the two. Am I a city girl at heart or a country girl? The cottage in the middle-of-nowhere where I’m currently living has shown me the beauty of space and peace. But I do hanker after, okay not the city, but at least some semblance of civilisation – a bijou boutique or two at the very least.

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Property Flirt

22 Feb 2017

Right property smarty-pants, let’s see if you can guess how much this one’s worth! Little Allens has got something for everyone, that’s for sure. It’s got the location, cute country-cottage thing going on yet with expansive space and stunning modern interiors. Oh, and I’ve not yet mentioned the equestrian facilities…

So, petticoats on show, and off we go! A new house for those of you who like to perv at property.

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Property Flirt

18 Jan 2017

Shall we celebrate the end of Dry January with a nose around our most stonkingly, spectacular Property Flirt yet? Of course we should *claps hands vigorously*! And boy does Stede Court rise to the occasion. Firstly, it’s the most expensive Property Flirt I’ve written about so far, giving a little Hey Big Spender sequin and shimmy to proceedings. Secondly, it’s rich history includes connnections with William the Conqueror and Winston Churchill. 

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Property Flirt

8 Jan 2017

Shall we celebrate the start of a new year with a nose around a gorgeous family home in Kent? Yes, I think so too.

Usual rules apply – look at the pics and description, guess the price and do a victory dance around the kitchen/office/dentist’s waiting room, when you get it spot on.

So, a few little factoids first… Highfield House is a peach of a period property on the edge of Knockholt.

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Property Flirt

20 Dec 2016

Here I am back again, your Fairy Property Godmother, sprinkling superb square footage, hot tubs and underfloor heating everywhere I go. Yes peeps, it’s the Flirt Alert, time for you to kick back with a cuppa and nosey through the corridors and cupboards of another gorgeous pad in our regular Property Flirt feature.

You know the score – I’ll drop you the odd clue then you get the old cogs whirring and guess the price.

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Property Flirt:

13 Dec 2016

Are you ready to get Flirty Gertie? Time for one of my favourite bits of the blogaroo! Because, yes I’m nosey and yes I have property envy and yessity yes YES I want to pretend for a moment that I’m going to be living in this house one day.

If you haven’t played Property Flirt before, tis easy. Look at the pics, read the clues, get a feel for the area and then see if you can guess the price.

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Property Flirt

22 Nov 2016

It’s the latest in our popular new section, Property Perv, uh, I mean Flirt. The perfect excuse to ogle other people’s amazing houses, peer through the keyhole and see if you can guess how much this piece of prime property is worth.

Take a look at the pics below, and my little snippets about the property along the way, then click on the link at the end to reveal the price and see how close you got.

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Property Flirt

15 Nov 2016

Fancy a nose around this country idyll? There’s a barn and full equestrian facilities – paddocks, stables, stable boy… Okay, so I can’t be sure about the latter, but we won’t know unless we have a snoop around. So what are we waiting for?

Usual rules apply – look at the pics and description, guess the price and do a victory dance around the kitchen/office/dentist’s waiting room, when you get it spot on.

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Property Flirt:

17 Oct 2016

Let me just position myself elegantly on my lawn and tilt my head titillatingly beyond my swimming pool and towards my neighbours’ land because, yes, you’re seeing that right. That’s a castle next door and Prince Charming might just be in, strutting around in his stockings and britches while I smile about my good fortune at owning Garden Cottage. This stunning Grade II listed period house adjoining Chiddingstone Castle, is just half a mile from the pretty Tudor village of Chiddingstone and five from Edenbridge.

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Property Flirt

6 Oct 2016

If you’ve never played Property Flirt before (and if not, what have you been doing with your surfing time?), welcome to one of the most popular bits of Muddy Stilettos, where I show you round a mega des res in the county, you guess the price and the winner gets to go on a romantic night out with Kevin McCloud.

Right, your starter for ten: Smith Hill House is a flirty farmhouse set down its own long driveway on a small farm complex in the quintessential village of West Farleigh, near Maidstone – think village green, a Norman Church and three well-loved pubs.

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