Need a party pad?

This wonderfully, quirky Victorian English pub has been converted into fabulous, 5-star luxury self-catering accommodation for up to 16 people in the pretty village of Brenchley (10 mins from Tunbridge Wells).

Outside it still retains all the original pub features and, at the back, a south facing courtyard garden.

Inside you’ll find 8 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms (6 en suite), lounge with plenty of seating, dining area with a dining table that will seat all 16 guests and a kitchen that’s so well equipped you’ll find more of what you need than at home.

Think range cooker, 7 burner hob, American fridge freezer with ice and water dispenser, utility room with washing machine, tumble dryer and dishwasher.

But equally if you’d like the owners to organise a catering service for you, so you don’t have to lift a finger, just say the word.

And down in the basement is what they call a media room, complete with 65″ curved TV but what we call a cocktail/party den. Bring on the karaoke (because we’re classy like that).

Corporate getaway to organise?

Whether you just need a private meeting space or you’re looking for the perfect team-building retreat – The Bull makes a smart, but relaxed, environment for brainstorming.

While you bounce ideas, plan, regroup and bond in the luxurious setting, the on-hand first-class service will invigorate and recharge, leaving your executives and staff ready to conquer the world (well, hopefully anyway).

Best of both worlds

With optional, wraparound services – but without the stuffiness of formal hotels – turn this self-catering accommodation into an all-inclusive getaway. You get all the benefits of a luxury, boutique hotel, without having to share it with anyone else.

A bespoke rural hideaway within easy reach of main London rail stations, Gatwick, Stansted, Heathrow, Dover and Ashford International. Lots of great gastro pubs and walking on your doorstep too. I’ll go start packing!